Bubba Deer – – – Or Dear Bubba

Consider this parody.

Bubba says he is a deer. No, not a dear. A deer. Most folks don’t seem to agree with him. After all, he has no deer traits. Deer are vegans, and Bubba sure isn’t one. Genetically he shows no signs of being a deer. For that part he doesn’t have qualities of a dear either.

A deer or true deer is a hoofed ruminant mammal of the family Cervidae. Bubba is no Cervidae. He’s one of the Jones boys that live down the road.

Deer don’t seem to agree with him. They run from him. Bubba’s girlfriend is the only one who seems to think he is on to something. She calls him dear and he seems to think her reference is to his deerhood.

Bubba had an accident that left him with a skinned head. Some folks said the rut must have started and a bigger buck with a large rack must have bested him. That may not be true for Bubba has never disclosed if he is buck or a doe. After all, it is his choice. Name it and claim it.

Aside from not liking the diet of a deer neither does he like the habitat of deer. Deer often enjoy cold hard dirt. Bubba has been seen enjoying soft cushiony things. He even comes indoors when it snows or rains.

Deer live in a variety of biomes, ranging from tundra to the tropical rainforest. Bubba has shown no interest in either extreme.

No genome study would even faintly support his opinion. There is nothing there to support his deerhood. Nothing, absolutely nothing.

Those who question his deer nature ask how he changed from a humanoid to an Artiodactyla. There is only one possible place where it could have happened and left no traces. It was in his mind. Only he knew it and if he had not told it no one would have noticed it.

There is one sure test proving or disproving he is a deer. Ask about his gallbladder. If he has a gall bladder he is not a deer. It is strange but true, real deer do not have a gallbladder.

Another proof that Bubba is not a deer is he is so brazen he shops at Target. No self-respecting deer would go near anything called Target. That would be a betrayal of the herd.

This satirical story focuses on the modern movement related to there being 81 or more different genders, not just two. This concept is an affront to the Bible in which God is said to have created two, males and females. A simple human brain break with that fact does not constitute a reality.

Do those who profess to being an inanimate object have to pay income tax?

If just saying you are a thing of choice makes you such and exempts you from taxes the line where you sign up will be long.

The road back to sanity won’t be easy to travel. Denying a person his or her choice makes one a bigot and shows prejudice. Thus, the imaginary being is the hero, a defender of free choice. The abnormal becomes the normal and the normal the abnormal.

The ancient prophet Isaiah wrote of a time when “Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil; Who put darkness for light, and light for darkness; Who put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!” Isaiah 5:20.

While disagreeing with a person we can and must do so without being disagreeable. “Love one another” is still the thing to do.